Ted's Diary
written by Amen Ra (Ted) The Alpaca of Distinction

January 1st 2007

Happy NEW YEAR

Gosh! My head! What did Wiley put in my water last night? What a party! I've never been to a party like that one before! In  fact, I've never been to any party before.

It was all that Wiley's fault. He turned up yesterday and said it was a British tradition to have a party on New Year's Eve. It all sounded so good - Hay, water, more Hay, friends, more Hay, games, more Hay, singing, more Hay, and even more hay! Now that's MY kind of a get together.

Alex TOLD me NOT to have the party, which is why I DID. I hate it when Alex is right (which is most of the time). If the BOSS ever finds out, BOY will there be trouble!

We had a Hay Party to end ALL Hay Parties. We all ate so much hay............ O.K., O.K., I ate so much hay, - my perfect figure is now a figure Eight! Now where did I put this month's copy of Alpaca World? The one with the seasonal diet in.

Let me see, what does a diet involve?

No way! I am not going to cut down on my hay consumption, - why can't "Other Half" get some calorie reduced hay instead?

I've got it! It is SO obvious when you get an alpaca of Distinction to figure these things out. It's all about using up calories, isn't it. All you need to do is chew more often! That uses all the calories up! Sorted!

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