Ted's Diary
written by Amen Ra (Ted) The Alpaca of Distinction

December 24th It's foggy, damp, dim, and muddy -where's this White Christmas that Other Half keeps singing about? Even my tinsel necklace is in danger of getting rusty!

Other Half has explained it all to me - today is Christmas EVE - that means it's EVENING all day! That's why it's so dark.

I'm getting really excited, it's Christmas tomorrow. I've been convinced by the BOSS that my new Christmas sack will hold more hay than even four stockings. That makes sense - my stockings would have to be thin and shapely, like my legs.

Thank you to everyone who sent me Christmas Cards- the BOSS has put them on the fence with my haysack, so that Santa can see themwhen he leaves my hay.

If you see Santa before I do, would you make sure he knows there are lots of alpacas waiting for him to call down here at Little Gem Alpacas in Devon. I've been good all year - he just has to read my Diary to see that.

You can read all about Ted's year, too, in his new book, now for sale (see below) - he's a published Author at last!

(Did I mention - ONLY ONE DAY TO CHRISTMAS!)
We wish you a merry Christmas,
We wish you a merry Christmas,
We wish you a merry Christmas,
And a HAY-FILLED New Year!

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