Ted's Diary

written by the "Alpaca of Distinction" - Amen-Ra (Ted)

October 19th. Golly! If it wasn't so boring around here, I'd never manage to get any work done on my latest screenplay.

We've been having a small Devon shower - what they call "torrential rain" in other parts of the country. This particular shower has lasted about three to four days so far!

Anyway, this has given me some ideas for a new story. I thought it could be called "Humming in the Rain" - that could be a musical with everyone humming under the  BOSS's umbrella, and maybe doing a "Soft-Foot Shuffle" in our puddles. You haven't seen anything until you've seen an alpaca dance! (Feet go in every direction!)

Or, how about this! "Devon's Eleven" the eleven of us could probably hatch a plot to pinch something of really fantastic value like..... Umm, like...... let me see, I know - Farmer Roy's Hay store! NOTHING could be more valuable than a never-ending supply of HAY!

Wait a minute! How could I have missed this! Of course! - "Only Fools and Alpacas" - We could get the BOSS and "Other Half" to star in THAT with us - just don't call ME Rodney.

Talking about holidays, (which I know we weren't, but I want to, and it's MY Diary!), my Number One Fan (Jacki) has gone on holiday to a beach called Egypt. Apparently they have cousins of mine living there - Camels. They've been playing in the sand and looking for the sea for generations, with no success, they must really have "the hump" by now!  -  O.K. So I AM bored!