Ted's Diary
written by Amen Ra (Ted) The Alpaca of Distinction

Sunday 19th March. Did I mention the wind?  I mean, did I mention THE WIND! This is real DEVON wind, what they call "gales" in other parts of the country. It's strong enough to blow your fleece inside out!

Mind you, it also blows the fleeces of the girls! That "Sexy Legs" Jet, she looks really good with her fleece around her waist! Not that I was looking, you understand. I think someone must have mentioned it to me. Honest!

When I face into the breeze I can smell the seaside, it's only 5 miles or so away. I wonder why the BOSS doesn't take me there for a visit? I'm sure they'd let me on the bus. I mean, an Alpaca of  Distinction ought to appreciated more, ought to go out more, or when the Hollywood talent scouts find me, I might be tempted........!

Tuesday 21st March. It's just as well I'm an "Alpaca of Distinction", with superior mental powers, or I wouldn't have realised all the changes around here were the BOSS lady having another of her "bright ideas"  to improve the farm. She's probably trying to impress me, now that I'm a web-celeb!

Poor old "other half",  he's having to take down the fence he built a few weeks ago, just to keep the BOSS happy! She has great plans; lots of them! and she says that's what takes all the effort, NOT carrying them out! I think "other half" might disagree with that!