Ted's Diary
written by Amen Ra (Ted) The Alpaca of Distinction

Thursday 16th March: Guess what? It’s not raining! But the wind is cold enough to do the vet’s job around my nether regions!

It’s been "all change" round here – again! Fred and I have been relegated to the stud paddocks whilst Ivory, the new guy, and the kids have been moved into the paddock next to us. No big deal. Except now they are in between us (or should I say between ME) and the GIRLS!

I’ve been watching that Ivory! What does he think he’s got that I haven’t? OK, he’s a bit bigger, but he’s WHITE – all over! Personally I can’t see the attraction. All white is so very last season! Sorry Alex! (I have to be careful with Alexander, he’s standing the other side of the fence and looking at me! He’s just a bit Macho and very white – OK, I admit it suits some alpacas!) But this new guy Ivory – he’s forever showing off to the young ladies and just look at them! Rolling around, legs in the air! Any one would think its spring down here in Devon!

That Boadie, she’s far too young for that sort of behaviour – but Jet….. Hey, New Guy, leave Sexy Legs alone! He’s only trying to kiss her through the fence! Hey! that’s my girl! I saw her first!

Oh, well, I suppose I shall have to get used to this type of competition; - so few available girls and so many handsome, macho males to choose from – well three of us, anyway. Of course being an Alpaca of Distinction, I should be first choice – but then being a web-celeb as well - when would I have time for such frivolities – just try me and see!