Ted's Diary
written by Amen Ra (Ted) The Alpaca of Distinction

July 24.  What I want to know, is this; WHO was John Wayne? What was it about HIS walk that has resembled mine for the past couple of days after the VET's visit?

Enough of this, let's get serious. Did whatever Tessa the VET do to me make me any less the perfect Casanova? I ask this because we have had several people visiting the farm today, but they all wanted to see FRED! And one couple might even buy him! How could they when I am here to be compared to?

One of the ladies, Amanda, was REALLY interesting, and I followed her everywhere she went, up close and personal. She could take me home with her, anytime. But the BOSS said No! Could it be that the BOSS has a crush on me? She was kissing and cuddling me on Friday! I think Other Half and I will have to sit down and have a serious talk about this, oh, and about ladies in general, I can't imagine why I didn't see their attraction before.

Did I tell you about Chris? No? Gosh, we had a big event yesterday; Betsy had a baby boy at about 10.30 in the morning. It all happened very quickly, and we all got to watch! Yuk! The BOSS has called him Crystal Dream, or just Chris for short. Other Half said he was called Chris because he reminded him of Kris Krinkle, with his curly baby coat. He seemed to think it was funny, but the BOSS didn't laugh, so he shut up and got on with taking loads of photographs. (You can see the photos of Chris on his own page)

I'm beginning to have second thoughts about my friend, Wiley (see Diary page July 13). Chatting to him last night while on Fox-watch, he kept talking about the excitement of chasing chickens! A strange sort of dog, is my friend Wiley.

The fox and badger watching isn't going too well, we haven't seen anything that looks like the pictures that Other Half gave me (see Diary page July 9). The BOSS gave him a right ticking off when she saw them. She's going to get me some more serious pictures, so that all the expense of buying me my night vision goggles (see Diary page July 6) will be worth it.